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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 00:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Blue Diamond to close historic midtown Sacramento plant; 600 jobs affected - Sacramento Bee

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why does my crush always looks at me in a sad way whenever I talk with other boys, and if he catch me staring on him then he go and flirt with other girls and then check if I am looking at him?

Then came..

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Can you name an example of bad parenting?

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

How do people move on so quickly? I’m still sprung over someone I was dating and he found someone else so fast. I feel hurt because I’m still head over heels over him while he’s out enjoying his life with someone new

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What are some good inspirational movies?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Vienna calling: Strauss's 'Blue Danube' waltzes into outer space - Phys.org

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

What is your opinion on the belief that one can change their life by changing their thoughts and having a positive mindset?

Everyone loved it.

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why have feminists not demanded that females be required to register with the selective service? Are female lives more precious than male lives?

Next, they tried...

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

WCWS Game 1: Texas scores wild win over Texas Tech as Reese Atwood knocks in game-winning runs on failed intentional walk - Yahoo Sports

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?