What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 00:59

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Blue Diamond to close historic midtown Sacramento plant; 600 jobs affected - Sacramento Bee
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Can you name an example of bad parenting?
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?
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So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What are some good inspirational movies?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Vienna calling: Strauss's 'Blue Danube' waltzes into outer space - Phys.org
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?