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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

How do you say "I don't speak Italian yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn Italian with you. Would you like to teach me Italian?" in Italian?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

How will the article end in Part III of Gleissner's hit piece?

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How will Israelis respond to someone claiming that anti-Zionism is not anti-Semitism, in the same way as anti-feminism not being misogyny and opposing same-sex marriage not being homophobia?

Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Deadly fungus that can 'eat you from the inside out' is now in the U.S. and quickly spreading around the world - Earth.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

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Why isn't the FBI raiding all Silicon Valley companies like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, WhatsApp, TikTok, Reddit, Google, Yahoo, YouTube, Disqus, Wikipedia for censoring the World through their Ban cartel violating the constitution freespeech laws?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

Why do siblings (or other close relatives) stop visiting each other as they grow older? Why does this happen with so many people nowadays?

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why is Russia always right? All eyes toward Russian glory!

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Would you date a Muslim guy? Why/why not?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

How was your JEE Mains 2024 April attempt?

Loons and Moons

Then came..

Still no good.

What ended your relationship with your best friend?

No, not a chance

No way

No go.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What are the most significant instances of romantic jealousy in the Harry Potter series?

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